No Game Night This Week!

Hope you all had fun at Morgan's Green Bash. I showed up pretty wasted as usual, but this time sporting some women's sunglasses. Someone should have really kicked my ass for that one. But whatever. They're my sunglasses now. What was with the whole balloon around bob's neck thing? And why was it 9cm's nuumber?

Due to Mike going on group spring break sponsored by Hydrate of Boystown, there will be no game night this week. There have been rumors floating around as to if there is going to be game night at another location, but they're just rumors at this point. If worst comes to worst, we can always gather down at the basement aka my bedroom, of my mother-in-law's house in Crystal Lake. Its great down there. I have cable. Just keep your drinks in the solo cups and we won't get caught.

What's going down this weekend? The wife is going to Florida for spring break. You know what that means! Yeah, the leash is now hanging on the coat rack. Time to party. Let's see what this ring can really do for me at the bars... I've got a great idea! Stripe club! Or are all you embarrassed to go with me? Don't worry, I won't mention the fetus tickler... or the spanking... or the shocker, rock shocker, spock shocker, shock and awe, or the (my personal favorite) shock you.

Peace out. Mike, I hope you don't come back with a VD in your bum. Or else Morgan will shoot it with a BB gun.