Its Game Night!

New Mike is bringing drinks. We need a nickname for this kid if he's going to be a regular, especially since we already have a Mike. Any thoughts? Get back to me.

In any case, he looks like that type of guy who'd bring something like slippery nipple shots or fuzzy navels. "Yeeeaaaaahhhhh! Let's get drunk and forget about what happened!" Its nothing personal, but think about it... he rolls with Looseholes. That sphinkter didn't get its reputation for being prude. Watch out for roofycoladas.

Well, on a lighter note, Morgan is having a Happy Irish Day party at his house tomorrow. He says that everyone is invited, but we all know what that means (WPO)...

Morgan: Don's coming up the stairs! This is a WPO event! Everyone quick, in the closets! Hide the alcohol!
Don: Yo yo yo! I came to par... hey. Where is everyone?
Morgan: Ummm... it was cancelled?
Don: Yeah right. I get it: WPO. Later dude. This place is dead anyway!
Morgan: He's gone! Party on! Hey! How'd that ... get in here!?!? Let's get him!
The ...: Ahhh! But I love John Cougar Melloncaaaaamp!