The Ultimate Shit Talker...

...is none other than Triumph the Insult Dog! Here are some of his best:

Triumph: What liquid was Han Solo frozen in?
Star Wars Fans: Carbonite!
Triumph: Oh, no, I'm sorry, the answer is, who gives a shit?

Darth Nerder: This would be my chest box that helps me to breathe
Triumph: And which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?

Triumph (at the Star Wars premere): Oh, is this a little Jedi? Your boy's due in two months? That'll be the last time he ever sees female genitalia!

Triumph: ...and what does your pretend girlfriend think about your Storm Trooper suit?

Triumph (at the Michael Jackson trial): On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?

Triumph (commenting on the television show American Idol): I ranked the contestants with three levels: gay, very gay, and Clay Aiken.