Its been a MONTH!
Its been over a month since we've last had an official game night, and prior to that, its had been a couple of months. THIS IS SHIT! As a reminder, the last game night ended in violence as we erupted over a game of risk. In everyone's defense, Bob is a manipulative cheater.
Lets recap what has all happened since then...
June 2: Party a DP's new place. Mike and Tony show up holding hands giggling and obviously intoxicated. I point out that Mike has his leather cowboy vest on backwards. We all drink heavily into the night and bear witness to 1) Mike deny a hamburger, 2) MTL and Tony trying to spray me with the fire extinguisher from my hallway, 3) Morgan holding himself steady using the doorknob as he tries to smoke a cigarette backwards, and 4) Meatball and his GF trying to get it on in my bathroom only to spill alcohol all over the wall. Next time any of you come over, I'm cutting you off.
June 6 aka Don's Birthday: Tony and DP shake on a bet that DP cannot chug 1/2 a bottle of grey goose in under 2 minutes and hold it down for at least 4 minutes after that. DP smashes the time frame and chugs a solo cup full of grey goose in 20 seconds--two chugs. 4 minutes later, Tony shits his pants and tries to figure out how he's going to come up with $500. DP just laughs, stumbles around, then laughs again only to stumble back into the world and purchase b-day gifts for himself under the influence.
June 25: Gay fest. I exepcted to see Bob there dressed in his wrestling leotard sipping red drinks out of a straw shaped like a dick, but there were too many people that fit that mold so I couldn't exactly pick Bob out. I didn't stay long, but I while I was there, I couldn't help but to think of all the anal sex that was going to go on that night. It was a very wierd vibe I got from people as they stared my down like I was just a huge ass with 2 legs and 2 assholes. Anyways, I realized once again that I am a very hot commodity down in boystown. It must be my skin. I've been told I have some very nice skin.
Anyways, what's up for this week? Allie is out of town for a week starting Thursday. Frauleins and poker anyone?
D
Lets recap what has all happened since then...
June 2: Party a DP's new place. Mike and Tony show up holding hands giggling and obviously intoxicated. I point out that Mike has his leather cowboy vest on backwards. We all drink heavily into the night and bear witness to 1) Mike deny a hamburger, 2) MTL and Tony trying to spray me with the fire extinguisher from my hallway, 3) Morgan holding himself steady using the doorknob as he tries to smoke a cigarette backwards, and 4) Meatball and his GF trying to get it on in my bathroom only to spill alcohol all over the wall. Next time any of you come over, I'm cutting you off.
June 6 aka Don's Birthday: Tony and DP shake on a bet that DP cannot chug 1/2 a bottle of grey goose in under 2 minutes and hold it down for at least 4 minutes after that. DP smashes the time frame and chugs a solo cup full of grey goose in 20 seconds--two chugs. 4 minutes later, Tony shits his pants and tries to figure out how he's going to come up with $500. DP just laughs, stumbles around, then laughs again only to stumble back into the world and purchase b-day gifts for himself under the influence.
June 25: Gay fest. I exepcted to see Bob there dressed in his wrestling leotard sipping red drinks out of a straw shaped like a dick, but there were too many people that fit that mold so I couldn't exactly pick Bob out. I didn't stay long, but I while I was there, I couldn't help but to think of all the anal sex that was going to go on that night. It was a very wierd vibe I got from people as they stared my down like I was just a huge ass with 2 legs and 2 assholes. Anyways, I realized once again that I am a very hot commodity down in boystown. It must be my skin. I've been told I have some very nice skin.
Anyways, what's up for this week? Allie is out of town for a week starting Thursday. Frauleins and poker anyone?
D
posted by DC at 12:18 PM
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