Its about that time of month folks! Free food and drinks on the firm! Exploit my hard work and devotion to my job by having my firm buy you free drinks at Mix on Halsted this Friday! Yes, yes... give it to the man. Please RSVP so I can get an approximate count of how many of you Suckubusses are coming.
I know these things get a bit crazy so please refrain me from saying anything "creepy." I'm not sure how exactly I got the nickname, but it may have been because of the other night...
Lets see. Well, I was out with a few work buddies having a couple of drinks--which turned into 3 or 4 or 10. Its all good. I can handle my alcohol. Well, apparently, as I am told, I was talking to this girl. Okay, normal also.
Well my buddies overheard me whisper to this girl, "I'm going to eat your asshole out so hard you're going to be kicking holes in my drywall."
What?
My buddy quickly interrupted saying that I was getting creepy. I replied, "Cool it dude. Its okay, its okay. Its just a numbers game my friend... just a numbers game..."
Moral of the story? Friends don't let friends get Creepy. And if they do, cool it dude--its just a numbers game.
I thought XBox, aka Bob (Barker) might like that story--the riegning host of The Numbers Game.
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